The Positive Side of Life

       Living on Earth is expensive,
       but it does include a free trip
       around the sun every year.                              

       How long a minute is      
       depends on what side of the      
       bathroom door you're on.      

                     
       Birthdays are good for you;
       the more you have,
       the longer you live.

        Happiness comes through doors you
       didn't even know you left open.

                                                           

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people
who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave with our music
still inside of us.
 

  If Wal-Mart is lowering
  prices every day,
  how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person
in the world,
       but you may also be the world to one person.
 

Some mistakes are too much
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

                        
                We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, Some are pretty,
Some are dull, Some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

            

A truly happy person    
is one who can enjoy    
the scenery on a detour.    

               
Know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..